Wanna know what my favorite gross dessert is?

Those refrigerator dough sugar cookies with the little shapes in the middle, usually holiday-related - Christmas trees, hearts, etc.

I thought I was buying those today. I get them home, all excited to make them because I needed some food dye in my life... Only to find out that the picture on them (birthday stuff, because they didn't have anything else to pick from) was AIRBRUSHED ON, not baked in! I'm so upset. They just aren't the same!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey