Isn't there anyone who can help you, scrills?
Stitches aren't so bad, but I can't say anything about the second reason.

I don't think I'm off-base for being a little annoyed that my ordering "salt and pepper chicken" instead of "salted crispy chicken" as they list on their menu was really that confusing. That dish (a very popular Taiwanese snack food) is more commonly known as salt and pepper chicken in the US! She opened the menu to the main course pages and I got flustered and didn't remember that it's an app, so I couldn't find it and got fried calamari with basil instead, which is good, but I really wanted that chicken!
The 3-cup eggplant was delicious, but a bit sweeter than it should be. I think the ratio was off.