I hope Scrills managed to make it to a hospital. 30 mins of (I assume steady) bleeding demands attention.

I think this tiny useless scrape on my hand is infected. Why does every cut in my hand ever get infected?

And why did my phone autocorrect infected to decayed?

And why do people in my apartment building crank the heat and leave the windows open??????? Now it's 40 billion degrees in my place. IN WINTER.

Ok... I'm done now. I'll have some amaretto and cranberry juice and chill out. Outside. Where it's cold.
I AM THE NEANDERTHAL SLAYER!!!