that's what I'm saying. Who cares about pregnant people who's belly's get bigger because of a zombie fetus in there and not because they ate 12323 slices of pizza.
Like sorry, I just don't get it.
If I was pregnant I would dance under a thousand suns because you're pretty much in the clear on the judgement of having a belly like santa claus, except by other pregnitos. I've noticed they're like in their own world. Judging other fellow pregnants. I watch from afar.
Pregnancy is a whole different universe.
they're all like omg I gained 30 lbs from being pregnant. and I'm here like, I just gained 30 lbs from not being pregnant.....
K I'm done.
I'll admit I'm jealous, sometimes in places, I'll lean back and hold my belly like I'm 3 months (or whatever Iooono) pregnant, but really its just gas.