I keep getting chocolate (dark y'all I'm under control) on my crotch part of my pants.
Originally Posted by murrrcat
If you look at any of my baby pictures, where chocolate is involved, I am covered head to toe in it. I have never lost this magnificent ability. If I eat 3 Dove Chocolate Squares I will later find it on my ankle, neck, and elbow (without even touching these spots) and in different places all over my clothes.

I swear to God, it's magic.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??