My legs hurt. It hurts to walk They always do this to me. Eventually. Maybe I'm not meant to run, maybe my body is meant to be a butterball. Maybe it's a sign from Jesus that I have to stay chubby.

The thing that makes me mad is I've been running 6 miles fine BUT I just casually run 3 miles and NOW my legs hurt? Gtfo body clearly you are playing games.

I can't take this looking 3 months pregnant anymore! If one more child comes up to me and tells me what they want for Christmas I will lose it! (Okay that's never really happened but I'm sure if I wore a white beard they would)