I'm sooooo sorry that my feminism makes you uncomfortable from time to time!! I forgot I had to be super sensitive about those topics for the menz! Oh well.
somewhere between fine and medium texture
average porosity underneath, fairly high porosity in the canopy

cowash: Suave Tropical Coconut
rinse-out: GFTN, One-C
styling: LALSG, BRHG, EcoStyler