Haha. No judgement. I did stuff like that too, to different girls, and to George Michael. I cut him out of Wham pictures (I had a thing for Andrew) and used his face as a dart board.
Touching my MJ posters could also lead to death. My favorite came with the microphone
Disclaimer: I loved Wham, and loved GM's music but back in 82/83 I kept telling everyone he was crushing on Andrew, and they wouldn't believe me. I was frustrated.