We went out to dinner with another couple the other night. They had only been dating a few weeks. They were all 'I've never felt this way in my whole life! We just have SO much in common! We want to spend like every second with each other! We're like a couple of 16 year olds in love for the first time!'
The sat practically on top of each other and just touched and kissed the whole time. I thought we were all talking but then I'd realize they were having this private little conversation between themselves.
You've got to be kidding me. Insert eye roll here. We left dinner and made fun of them in the car and went to the movies where we actually had a good time. We're so not double-date people.