My students acted out this advertisement yesterday. I laughed so hard! They told me I was a terrible director. The part where the "female lead" shouted out "line!" had me in stitches. I like my job.

...and Willian Levy, we share the same b-day and thanks for reminding me that I need to move to Cuba.

M&M'S "One Track Mind" Commercial featuring Ms. Brown - YouTube
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
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