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Join Date: May 2005
Hey Canadians... Question:
The other night at work, we had a strangely large amount of Canadians come into work. One girl ordered her coffee and then said "And I'd like that with triple cream, please."
I probably sounded like an idiot, because after a few seconds of a blank stare on my face I got it together and then said "... I'm not entirely sure what triple cream is, actually." But then before she could respond, her friend was like "No no, they've got half-and-half over here at the condiment counter."
Is triple cream some elusive Canadian dairy product? Or was she perhaps just asking for triple the normal amount of cream?
I feel like this is a valid question, considering milk
come in bags up in the Great White North.
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