Hahaha THANKS Jas! Got me doing a midnight search on that SM milk, PJ urges must be controlled!!!! I may just give it a go when my Smoothie runs out. If your hair loves oil and condish I think you'd like the smoothie, its pretty much all oil in the ingredients. It does have some protein but my hair likes that. Oils not so much. I never tried watering the product but it sounds like it could work. It is super creamy and buttery, easy to distribute.