Me: I have a crush on our lecturer.
Friend: You do not have a crush on him, you just miss his classes.
Me: This is true. I considered going to his classes.
Friend: No. That would freak him out.
Me: But what am I supposed to do?
Friend: Just go tell him you miss him.

Where? Where do I find these people?
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
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