She was such a horrible person, poop might be too nice a gift.
She hated me and the feeling was mutual.
My dad had a momentary period of insanity when he married her. Thank goodness he came to his senses and my second-mom now is awesome.
Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places.
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.