I was wondering how they'd modernize that portion of the story, too... Ugh! WICKHAM IS SUCH A DOUCHE!
Obvi I already knew that... But 2013 Wickham is EXTRA DOUCHEY!
"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey