That just sounds funny! Lol! But what I do is the night before I wash I just put some coconut oil or most often olive oil on the bottom half of my hair and braid it. I leave it over night and then wash in the morning. Olive oil is best in my hair.
Low poo: Deva Low-Poo, Jessicurl GLS, Moroccanoil Volumizing Shampoo
Condish: Cure Care, Redken Body Full, Deva One C, and Jessicurl Aloeba
LI: Aveda Be Curly Style Prep
Products: Deva FFVF & Jessicurl Spiralicious (LOVE)
Hairspray: Aussie Sprunch, Aveda Be Curly Hair Spray
Experimenting with Aveda Phomollient, AG: Recoil, & Aveda Be Curly Curl Enhancer (Not CG)
My hair loves protein, plopping, and diffusing! Trying to find a way to style and air dry.