That just sounds funny! Lol! But what I do is the night before I wash I just put some coconut oil or most often olive oil on the bottom half of my hair and braid it. I leave it over night and then wash in the morning. Olive oil is best in my hair.
Low poo: deva low-poo, SM volumizing shampoo
Condish: Deva One C, Suave natural coconut, SM volumizing condish
LI: Scrunch in JCNS
Products: Moroccan Oil Curl Mousse (LOVE), LOOB (LOVE) AG re:coil, Curly Sexy power up spray mousse
SOTC: JCNS (LOVE)
PT: joico reconstructor (2xs a week)
My hair loves protein, plopping, and scrunching! Always air dry. Going for waist length hair.