I googled it some and I think it could be ulcers in my stomach. Which would kind of make sense because I'm spazzy jazzy. Becuase when I think about it coffee also makes my stomach hurt but NOT as much as alcohol.

Another answer googz gave was acid reflux, which could also make sense because Y'all know I be having crazy heartburn.

The other answer is IBS, which seems odd because I don't really have bathroom problems....unless I drink...so Idk!

But none of those explain the phlegm in my throat or migraines. Hmmmm Then theres the multiple causation factor that nobody has time for.

It's like a game of clue but with my body.