((((Jess)))) I'm sorry this happened but I'm glad that it's treatable. Stay strong, both of you!
OMG turtles did you read about it?? I was too chicken, I just saw the words "breast pump" mentioned and I was like
Yes, slapping. SLAPPING. I - I don't - I mean...I try to avoid such things as being slapped in the boob and I just sort of assumed everyone was on the same page with this. I was half tempted to read the thread they mentioned to see how the HELL anyone could discuss this seriously, but I was too chicken for that, too. I can't imagine not having ended up clutching my own chest with a look of sheer horror on my face if I had.
I'm glad the likes themselves still seem to show even though the number's gone. Even though it's not like I'm gonna go through and count them, I'm like, okay. If I all of a sudden just had to know, I could, so it's all good. The post count thing is an odd one, though - I'm pretty sure it used to be higher but I have no idea what it was.
O.M.G. TURTLES. THIS POST.
I was laughing out loud for SO long after reading this, especially the bolded! "BEING A DIRT" LMAO ILU TURTLES
Cailin, your poor face! You milk it for all it's worth and feel no shame because OUCH.
Don't forget the little girl she flung by her pigtails - she would have been impaled on a wrought-iron fence
if Matilda hadn't been there. And just think of all of the other children she must've chucked around over the years. Either children are made of rubber in Matilda's world or the parents in that town are totally cool with child murder.
New boss, same as the old boss.