My silly fuzzy children...
My tom got something in his fur that matted it up and made it sticky. I had to cut a small section and while he was sitting still, I trimmed him a little. His fur grows like a weed. As soon as I was done, or really he decided enough was enough and ran away, his sister came over for her hair cut. Lol. She didn't need one, but I had to pretend to cut her hair to keep things fair and civil.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??