I get "is that all yours?" All the time.

A customer calls my hair curly fries, cotton candy, and anything else ridiculous. I don't get mad at him, because I think he actually means it as a compliment. I didn't even mind when he told me he prefers my hair in a twist and curl and not a WnG.

One customer pissed me off because he kept trying to tell me how I needed to gel my edges down. I'm not someone who cares about super slick edges. I has to set him straight. Customer or not, don't tell me what to do, you aren't my dad. Hell my dad doesn't tell me what to do to my hair because he knows I'm grown!
Holy Grails:
Cowash: DevaCurl No Poo or As I Am Coconut Wash
Conditioner: Giovanni Tea Tree Tingle
Leave-in: Paul Mitchell the Conditioner
Styling Products: EcoStyler Olive Oil Gel
Oils: Coconut oil. Carol's Daughter Hair Balm.
Deep Conditioner: Shea Moisture African Black Soap Purification Masque (also a great detangler and cleanser)