Wow! A novel? Yes! But a great one, thanks for sharing...and if u like deva one c...then I'd give Herbal Essences Totally Twisted Conditioner a try. It can be low-pooed out and performs similair to one c. worth a shot!
3B, Fine, Normal P, Normal E, Low-Med D
LowP: Kinky Curly Come Clean (50% EVOO)
NoP: As I Am CC
RO: Suave Coconut, VO5 Shea Cashmere
LI: KCKT or CJBCLI or HETT/HENOYF (w/ 8 drops GSO)

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