Ugh, these fortune cookies.

We find comfort among those who agree with us --- growth among those who don't.
The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs it.
People who disagree with me are wrong, obviously.
Like stop trying to give me self-help tips. I'm already perf. When am I gonna get a useful fortune like "you will run into a hot man tomorrow"? Oh, wait, never because that's impossible. Because there are no hot men!