Can I admit something?

I still haven't seen the 1995 version of Pride and Prejudice.

I KNOW.

Stupid Netflix Instant... It's like they're depriving me of awesome things on purpose. Like that waiter with my rice.


"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne. - Tina Fey