On a much more serious note...
For the past few weeks, whenever I leave work, there always seems to be the same creepy guy driving around the parking lot aimlessly. I'd say it's happened about 5 or 6 times now. He's usually idling right near the entrance when I leave, and then as soon as I come out, he speeds up really fast and passes me... And then continues to drive around the parking lot like a maniac. :/ Sometimes uncomfortably close to where I'm walking.
And then, just as quickly as he shows up, he's gone. So it's not like he's waiting to pick someone up or anything. He's always got his window down and music blasting, too. It freaks me out, but I don't even know what to do... My mom was all "Omg, you need to tell the police or something!!!" but that seems so ridiculous. But at the same time, this behavior feels very threatening.
Tonight I saw him while I was still finishing up my closing routine, through the window. Luckily he was gone by the time I left, though.