Juana I tried to quote you but my tears of laughter blinded me.
*Oh god. I think I've pulled myself together now. You are right, they are all sucky. I think the same 2 people have been drawing the covers since 1980.
My friends mom had 4 book shelves full of romance novels. We would pull them out, look at the covers, and laugh for hours. It made her mom so mad, but we couldn't help ourselves.
**do note some of those are fake/joke titles on actual covers, and real. i thought i posted "housewives in handcuffs" but it did a double of scottie mcmullet. she blinded me with science fiction was another great one.