I almost just seriously injured my ankle while having an impromptu dance party in the kitchen while pretending to help my little brother clean up after dinner...
"So, how'd you hurt yourself?"
"Oh, you know... Doing normal things. Like dancing to Thrift Shop in my ultra-fuzzy socks on wood floor... "
"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey