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Monday, February 25, 2013 at 08:08PM
I hope you're keeping yourself pure, young lady, because I'd like to arrange a prearranged marriage between you and my son as soon as he's of age. He will be allowed to start dating when he's 40. Until then we're scouting for the appropriate launch pad and your front steps are lookin' good so far.