Haha. I know that feeling.
One of our non emergency lines was one digit off from a pizza joint. Thankfully, it went out of business. You could answer the phone, identifying the agency, and people would proceed to order pizza. We got so sick of it. Occasionally we would tell the incredibly rude ones, who would not listen, that their pizza would be there in 15 min or it would be free. Lol
*they did not have that policy, btw, but they did have the grossest pizza*
Guess I will (finally) watch Sinister, before lights out.