I have to say I love y'all so much! Every single emotion has been wrung out of me today with this thread. I even snorted!

Who posted a picture of a damned centipede in this thread?! WHF No one should have to see those things!

How is it possible my underwear can be heading south and the same damned time my pants are heading north? It's the same kind of weird magic that makes your sheet goes to the right and the blanket go to the left.

I want chocolate! NOW!

We celebrated our first date 12th anniversary last night. We tried to go back to the little independently owned coffee shop where we had out first date. It was gone. Some stupid hospital torn it down and built a clinic. We still loved all over each other at another coffee shop. Take that corporate america!
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Daily co-wash & Leave-In = Curl Junkie BeautiCurls Argan & Olive Oil Conditioner
Protein conditioner (before leave-in) = Aubrey Organics GBP conditioner or Curl Junkie Repair Me
Styling (high dew point) = Ouidad Climate Control Gel or Curl Junkie Curl Queen; (low dew point) = SM Curl Enhancing Smoothie.