it was that evil springy lady!
i went to the coffee shop in the lobby and bought a quadruple chocolate brownie. then i put it in the microwave for 30 seconds.
and put a BIG dollop of lemon chiffon parfait yogurt on top of it!
more info on the Dachshund "United Nations":
Woof! Dachshund 'United Nations' opens in Toronto | CTV Toronto News