Mr. Spring is in the process of filling up his new gun safe after finally unloading it from the truck and he just came down the stairs with rifles in his hands and a couple slung over his shoulder.

Me: "Good grief, just how many guns DO you have??"

Him: "That's a secret you never tell your wife."



I'm assuming I can use the same logic in reference to purses and trips to Target, right?
Originally Posted by spring1onu
Makes perfect sense to me.

"That's top secret information, k? You know the rest"


I need sunshine soon. I'm about to snap.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??