"My sweetheart since junior high left me, and married my best friend since junior high. We're all still friends. They're one of those happy couples that likes to take pictures of themselves and hang them up all over their GD house. Sometimes I go over there just to look at my ex fiancÚ doing all the things I used to do with her, with my best friend. Surfing and jet skiing... It's nice having friends."
I'm finishing my marathon, several weeks later.