Next time I come to the gym I am so going wear massive fake eyelashes to go with my clubbing hair and makeup. And then repeatedly bend over in front of the men while a woman near me tries not to laugh.

Also, I pissed off a meathead by picking up the weight he'd just struggled with one handed

This is probably the reason why I am a forever alone.
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.

Last edited by curlylaura; 03-08-2013 at 04:19 AM.