I love white pants, but I can't wear them, because I'm a child and will ruin them the instant I put them on.
Originally Posted by SCG
We are related. Possibly seperated at birth!

Even if I could bleach them so they were not ruined, I'd have to walk around in white jeans with something na-a-a-asty on them until I could change and launder them. It's too stressful to even consider. So I am jealous of adults who wear white jeans and don't have nasty stuff on them.