Stop. Just stop with sad sack routine. No one cares.

Stop talking to me when I'm eating. I don't a sh*t.

I can't believe we're paid the same. I do way more than you do. I might to less and see what happens.

I daren't post my food in the swimsuit thread. I eat a lot. And a lot if it is considered 'bad' food. No such thing as bad food. Also fat does not make you fat.
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.