Why do laundromats here close so early? 9 PM is ridiculously early.
Why does pretty much every street here get completely flooded the moment it snows making it a challenge to find where to step when crossing the street?
Why does a simple holiday (not even a federal holiday) essentially bring public transportation to a halt here?
OMG the number of times I daydream about getting my ass fired just so I can move back to NY is going to lead me to sabotage myself sooner or later.