Like I was sooo into The Little Mermaid that I made everyone call me Ariel then I realized that she was 16 (!!) when she ran away and got married. Like, you are a chiiiild.
I couldn't deal with Cinderella. I never got why she didn't just...leave?
And I also couldn't deal with Snow White and her dumb a55 for many reasons. Like just going into some strange house and being like Oh Okay! when it's 7 strange men? Ugh I could never sit through that movie.
I can't even begin to tell you how excited I was when my parents got me Grimm's version of the fairy tales. Death! Bloody death!