Despite panicking and stopping by work today to make sure that I'm not scheduled tonight like usual, I still feel like I'm going to get a call any minute with someone on the other line saying "WHERE ARE YOU?!"

I haven't had a Tuesday night off in months... This is weird... What do I do?!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey