I'd really like to know how Humpy Leg Neighbor gets her money. She doesn't work, she claims she's too ill. But she's not on disability.
I probably wouldn't care if she didn't claim poverty. She claims poverty and yet:
1) Is staying in her apartment when our landlord just raised her rent to $1700 a month.
2) Bought her Subaru outback with cash because she doesn't believe in car payments.
3) Just paid 4500 dollars to the Nigerian doctor for more herbs. (which I call Nigerian toilet water because I picture a bunch of Nigerian teenagers pretending to be her "so knowledgeable, kind, caring Dr. Ibrahim" whilst scooping water out of a toilet and mailing it to her for $4500.