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Join Date: May 2005
My mom walked up to me earlier, and was like...
"Hey Sarah. This is going to sound crazy, but... I think we really need to start cutting refined sugar out of our diet. I think you should do this with me."
And then I took a breath, and was like...
"HAHAHAHAH! Wait. Omg. You're serious. NOPE. NO WAY. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! REFINED SUGAR IS IN EVERYTHING! I REFUSE TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING!"
And then she was all:
Wait, what?! I said no! Why do I feel like I'm going to get pulled into this anyhow?!
"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey