Someone is watching the History Channel in the break room and it's something or other related to ancient religions. It would seem that I learned something in at least one of my classes last semester, because I totally remember all of this stuff. Who knew that college actually taught things?!
"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey