HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH I can't stop laughing. You are correct, hotness is rarely seen in that dreadful place.
When should I send him my pictures? Never...until he texts me and asks for them, right? LOL. I must drag out our blooming superficial relationship. rofl.
Should I accidentally slip in a a scandalous flawless picture of my head Photoshopped onto a VS model. "Oops!!...didn't mean to send that. Sorry."