Ughhh my former boss does this. I've been filling in semi-frequently lately since one of her workers broke his hand. He's back to work on the 10th, yipeeee!
She literally came barreling through the door the other day to tell the whole staff that her son pooped on the toilet for the first time. None of us have kids. We. don't. care. And, stop making us hold him while you walk around and do stuff. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh.