haha, this is so right! I've sometimes thought of it as a very temperamental pet, but the baby comparison is much better! And just when you think you've set it up to manage without attention for a short while, it can't cope! Mine is like a child that won't sleep through, even though it should be doing by now.
UK based wavy
Mostly waves, but curls and straight bits too!
Fine to medium, high porosity, medium density, very low elasticity
Highlights damage (growing it out), seems to like protein and need lots of moisture.
Cleanse - CJDF, trying out low poos ; Co wash- Uk chemist brands, Urtekram Rose or Aloe, Hairveda Amala Cream Rinse; RO - varies, Tigi Moisture Maniac, Desert Essence Coconut ; Leave in - Keracare natural textures; Sealant - argan oil
Trying out new things, still looking.