I quoted you because I felt that you chose the wrong time to talk about "please tell me "not showering" means taking baths instead", so I wanted to deflect it.
it was a joke, I make a lot of jokes, if you can't tell. I do take showers, I was being "dramatic".
Your statements, are very clear what you were saying, believe it or not, this ain't Ripley's.
You were throwing shade, everyone caught it but you.
You don't say examples like that, with out throwing shade.
state farm, can I get a sarcasm meter