Bahahaha! I posted in another thread about moving into an office at another job. The previous employee had just quit and had worked there for like 5 years. They liked to play practical jokes on each other and one year for his birthday, they lined his entire desk and credenza/back desk with his business cards side by side, shrink wrapped the desk, filled it with packing peanuts, then threw glitter all over it. I worked there 4 years and was STILL discovering glitter!
Yep. You're here FOREVER!