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Old 04-28-2013, 06:19 AM   #74889
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Originally Posted by SunshineGrrl View Post
Originally Posted by spring1onu View Post
I'm glad I'm not the only glittery hairy beast.

There will be no vagazzling, however. No sparkle on the lady bits, y'all.
I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret here. I'm not really glittery. I'm just so pale that I glow. There. I said it.
This is me! And in the right, err, wrong light, I glow with a blueish or greenish alien tint. I'm too sexy for this Earth, too sexy for this Earth, so sexy it, well nevermind.
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