LOL @ the above! Now, how about:

I have lain a coin on his loin since I had no coif to hold it in on the way to the jail to pay the bail.

(had to skip jain - couldn't think of any way to use it. Hope they didn't need to be kept exactly in consective order)
2C/3A/3B - modified CG - fairly fine now, normal/low porosity/normal elasticity

Current Main Rotation: MG217 medicated or Aim2Health 'poos for scalp, Elucence cond., Spiral Solutions Protein & Deeply Decadent Cond., CJCCCC reg or lite,CJ Pattern Pusha,, Giovanni LA Hold Hair Spritz + lots more, sporadically

HG Method: Super Soaker + Smasters-ing, brief upside down diffusing w/360o diffuser then clips/clamps & air dry. Newly gray - stopped my henna glosses!