hello kitty - for adults

drives me insane. I have a coworker (who is probably close to 50) who wears hello kitty clothes, carries a purse, her entire cubicle is hello kitty

i just don't get it
Modified CG since Dec 2011
Growing out super short cut

High porosity, fine, unknown curl type, somewhere in the 2s at the moment
Mostly low poo
Current rotation includes:
Wash: Yes To Carrots -Condition: Yes to Cucumber, Nature's Gate Jojoba, One C - Stylers: Deva volumizing foam, Deva UDG B'Leave In, Foxy Curls Hi-Def Curl spray