Lol! Great story! I lived in fear of lice while my kids were in grade school. We were SO lucky.
I once tried to cut my hair myself. It was typical summer humidity and I couldn't take the frizz one more minute. I went to see my friend at work and she sent me directly to the hair cutting place.
Salt & pepper wavy mix 2B/2C
Low to normal porosity, coarse, kinky, normal elasticity
Low poo: Yes To Cukes Color Protection (the no sulfate one)
Conditioners: Renpure MPHIP, CJ SL, AB LI
Style: FSG, BRHG
Pre-poo/DT: Conditioner with honey & coconut oil
iHerb discount code: PNQ285